im convinced that sometimes hiroto and midorikawa roleplay aliens in bed. like you cant fucking tell me they dont because they totally do and you know it. hiroto is the commander of the alien fleet and midorikawa is the rookie soldier whos shown a lot of promise and hiroto invites him up to his quarters to congratulate him personally
usually things go fine but sometimes hiroto winds up doing something really stupid like leaning in and whispering “my phasers are set to pleasure mode” and then midorikawa just shoves him off and turns on his side like “no. its over. you killed it.”
hiroto frowns the entire night, even in his sleep. he thought the line was pretty hot.