You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
(Fonte: simsgonewrong)
You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
(Fonte: simsgonewrong)
do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
I sent my sim to boarding school and he just came back looking like uncooked pasta what the fuck happened
so it all started when i made two sims and messed with their genetics to make their children
all fun and game you speak?? ahahaha, no
this was an emotion roller coaster my friend
so i was messing around with their genetics, and i came up with this fellow
and i thought
hey
he kind of looks
ADORABLE
i couldn’t believe how a sim so cute could come out of me just messing around with genetics
he awed me with his precious little almond eyes and perky lil lips and wispy hair
so i thought
why not make him even cuter
this thought became my downfall
so i started messing around with his features
i gave him stubbles
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i couldn’t believe mine eyes
it made him even CUTER
so i kept on keepin on
and this
became this
(hello adorable cardi)
which then became this
HOLY CROWSNEST MAN
I COULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT I DID SEE
HE GOT EVEN CUTER, THAT FUCKER
AND HE JUST KEPT LOOKIN AT ME
MAKIN HIS FACE ALL PRECIOUS AND I CAN’T
OH MY GOD WILL YOU STOP
needless to say, i fell in love. i fell in love with a sim. but, i felt it my right to give him a good sim life with a good sim lady and a little sim baby
i loved him, but i knew that if i really loved him, i must let him go
so i made him a honey
and a wee little one
oh my god he is so perf look at him with his little daughter I CAN’T
I AM GOING TO BARF FROM THE CUTE
anyways so i made him a quaint cutie family and i started to play with them
and it was okay at first
it was like
“gOD you are SMOKIN’ look at you being all adorable”
“aww oh my gosh your little face i just wanna squish it”
and then
the thing that changed it all
OH
HELL
TO
THE
FUCK
NO
LIKE I KNOW THEY WERE MARRIED AND SHIT AND THEY HAD A DAUGHTER BUT I COULDN’T JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH HER SLOBBER ALL OVER HIM I JUST
SHE WAS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT SONG HE BELONGS WITH ME
i got a baaaaad case of the jealousy. my heart broke. i knew i had to let him have a life beyond me but I COULDN’T DO IT
NOT WHEN I LOVED HIM SO MUCH AND SHE WOULD NEVER AND COULD NEVER LOVE HIM THE WAY I COULD
look at her poor dank ass like she just got fucked in an alleyway
dem fuckin anime eyes
who the fuck kawaii ass she think she is
she aint no dean winchester with those kawaii ass eyes
anyways
with love’s best interest in mind
i did what i had to do
DAS RIGHT BITCH
YOU DON’T FUCKIN MESS WITH ME I KILL YOU
AND— oh.
and that’s when my heart broke again.
he was crying.
i realized that maybe
if i really did love him
i wouldn’t go killin his nappyass bitches
And that was the day I learned how to love.
follow your dreams
so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request
um
HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN
(Fonte: umbreonly)
i spent an hour planning this wedding and i actually shed a tear when it was over bc i remember raising both of them like they were literally just born yesterday and now they’re getting married and then my mom made me get off the game because she’s concerned for my well-being
THE GUY DIED OF OLD AGE TODAY I ACTUALLY CRIED AND MY MOM CONFISCATED THE GAME SO NO MORE SIMS FOR LIKE A WEEK
so, i was playing the sims 3 and this happened
“yes, this baby is mine”
“it is mine”
“mineeeeee”
guys guys I made one
lololololololol, day made!
I can actually hear it in my mind.
CHRIST
THIS IS THE BEST GO HOME
